Some kind of bugs

Taday I took shower 2 times ‘n now im thinking of the third! Ya know im not wateroholic its just cause of some bedbug reports, if ya livin in the Allston-Brighton area better arm yerself with sprays to fight the brutal bitin enemy THE BEDBUG!?
Well I don’t live in that area but they may moved here too, gotta check my bed guess they like me, thinking im livin alone here so there’s a lot o room here. I don’t wanna share me bed, I hate sharing my bed (I even never shared the bed with Meg!) OK beasts im ready to fight. Come fight ya bitches!? Can ya hear the buggin sound, oh heavens im bug raid!
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP
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