MP3 (part III), come taste the technology-your day

So today I was this really good boy who stayed home jus to do some laundry & cleanin, what’s the use of borin useless classes.
It’s fun stayin in bed instead of wakin up early & makin a bee line for the door!
Jus to name the so many advantages of stayin home:
* You don have to wake up early to have breakfast
* Breakfast never comes to your bed so better move your fuckin ass after a while
* Laundry’s really easy, the worst part is washin
* Ya have to prove its useful to stay in so gotta do some hilarious things
* Tidy up the mess, that’s a terrible idea
And now the reason I was home to be the guyhouse sorry houseguy no sorry housewife of my home
# At 05.30.01 your clock goes off
# At 05.30.59 you find the fuckin clock & throw it outta your open window
# At 05.32.20 your clock’s about to hit a subject (a bit long to reach earth ‘cause it’s as foolish as it’s owner)
# At 05.33.42 your clock decides to hit a poor sleepin cat
# At 05.34.12 the cat’s waken by the collision & cursin at ya
# At 06.38.29 you jump outta yer bed with the nightmare of missin your class
# At 06.49.34 you find the glorious road to loo (after hitting all the furniture on yer way)
# At 07.00.00 ya outta yer favorite comfy place, hearin the clock striking 7 fuckin times
# At 07.01.20 (that’s the quickest time of your brain’s life to analyze data) you decide to leave home without shower & shavin ( not your problem to deal with the BO)
# At 07.05.38 you’re out still thinkin where a hell your glasses is, that’s a remarkable record
# At 07.10.25 you’re done with the disgusting road to perdition & now waitin for the bus
# At 07.15.00 you’re in wonderin why it was late ‘cause it was supposed to come at 06.10.00
# At 07.19.00 you’re still wonderin why there’s so much daylight & why the bus’s so crowded
# At 07.29.00 you ask a guy standin by you what the time is.
There are several reasons you ask time after such a long time standin:
1@ you forgot to bring your watch
2@ you’re still wondering about the 07.19 matter
3@ you’re half asleep dreamin of breakfast
4@ you’re focusin on your schedule to remember which class you’re supposd to attend
5@ you’re wonderin why the guy by your sides frownin & giggling at you
6@ after so many struggles you finally decide that the only reason’s you’re tooooooo cute!

# At 07.29.35 the guy stop lookin at his watch & says ”seven thirty” (unfortunately this jackass dunno how vital those seconds are for you)
# At 07.29.59 you get off the bus without hesitation cause ya haven’t reached the subway yet & your class will begin in few seconds
# At 08.10.23 you reach home wonderin why you took route 11
# At 08.15.00 you’re back to bed. Have a nice dream!
PS the pic’s what I had for breakfast after so many hard work
PPS there’s nothing wrong with the fuckin MP3 it’s my new post counter & no tip for today!
I was thinking of putting that counter back but I hate seein it start from 0000 again!