umbrella +scientific joke
so im gonna put a new part in my blog, the words that i dunno the meanin & the first word is:
umbrella:an object with a folding circular frame of metal rods covered with material, that you use to protect yourself from the rain or from hot sun
Oops, it seems sth useful, gotta get one.
so i went to MSG & looked for one, when found one, jus remembered many years ago i used to have one, oh what a technology, it can protect you from rain! but when you get so much forgetful that the only thing you can remember is takin yourself outta place & put some other things where you were, havin umbrella's sth meaningless.
So i dont have any umbrella, the sky is cloudy & you wanna go out. suddenly it began rainin, you have at least 10 mins ti get home , so runnin is not a good idea, so you walk as if nothin's happenin'. Results: yo soakin' wet. and what next, yea cold. i love catchin cold, i really love the fever & headache & sniffin & sneezin & coughin. the best part's the doc! yoho i have cold, i have sth you dont have. everythin's spinnin round my head or maybe im spinnin round'em.
so gonna buy an umbrella & leave it open by the entrance!
ok cos i feel terrible, wanna tell u a joke, sure never heard it cos one of my profs said it last week.
A guy went to Math. Department & asked:" what's the answer to 2*2?" & they answered:" obviously 4"
then he asked the Physics Dep. and after spendin some hours solvin so many complicated integrals.... they said:"3.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999"
then he came to material. Dep & asked the same question, the answer was:" how many do you want?"
HEY it's finished. it was funny, wasn't it? well if u didnt get the point, that's your problem. we really laughed. you'd laugh more, if u were studyin in material. dep. like me! hahahahaha ^_^
umbrella:an object with a folding circular frame of metal rods covered with material, that you use to protect yourself from the rain or from hot sun
Oops, it seems sth useful, gotta get one.
so i went to MSG & looked for one, when found one, jus remembered many years ago i used to have one, oh what a technology, it can protect you from rain! but when you get so much forgetful that the only thing you can remember is takin yourself outta place & put some other things where you were, havin umbrella's sth meaningless.
So i dont have any umbrella, the sky is cloudy & you wanna go out. suddenly it began rainin, you have at least 10 mins ti get home , so runnin is not a good idea, so you walk as if nothin's happenin'. Results: yo soakin' wet. and what next, yea cold. i love catchin cold, i really love the fever & headache & sniffin & sneezin & coughin. the best part's the doc! yoho i have cold, i have sth you dont have. everythin's spinnin round my head or maybe im spinnin round'em.
so gonna buy an umbrella & leave it open by the entrance!
ok cos i feel terrible, wanna tell u a joke, sure never heard it cos one of my profs said it last week.
A guy went to Math. Department & asked:" what's the answer to 2*2?" & they answered:" obviously 4"
then he asked the Physics Dep. and after spendin some hours solvin so many complicated integrals.... they said:"3.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999"
then he came to material. Dep & asked the same question, the answer was:" how many do you want?"
HEY it's finished. it was funny, wasn't it? well if u didnt get the point, that's your problem. we really laughed. you'd laugh more, if u were studyin in material. dep. like me! hahahahaha ^_^
posted by Keith at Sunday, October 09, 2005
1 Comments:
hey monday!?
but still sth sucks & it's u!
u're not idiot in net but lazy.
dude, it's easy, jus send a post with that pic, click on the pic & then put the link wherever u like!
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