Brainless

Guess one of the most important parts of body is teeth, so brushing it every day’s necessary. I know all you guys do it without needin to mention the importance but I developed a new way to make it easier.
I have troubles brushin my teeth for 10 mins, that’s sucha hard labor to stand still for 10 mins in the loo. So better take it like this,
Buy your favorite brush ( I like this baby’s brushes with a toy like things on ‘em!)
Buy your favorite toothpaste (not paste!)
Ok ready put some toothpaste on the brush & let the brush touch your tooth
Take a look at your clock open the door and out.
Remember keep on movin your brush
Now you have to go one floor up, ok then you have to come down to the ground floor, remember you gotta use stairs (& 4 floors’ enough!)
On the way back, make sure one of your neighbors standin in the corner holdin hands of his beautiful girlfriend, ooooh such a romantic scene to join, keep the brush in your mouth & surely by now mass of small bubbles filled your mouth, now it’s time to be polite yea time for greetings, like this:
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, ha’r yedoin? Niiiiiiis deeeeeeeei ,iint it? (hi, how’re you doing? Nice day, ain’t it?)
Let his gf take a good thorough look at your mouth, now it’s time to go to your home, head to the loo & ………..