last post

ok end of september
that's it, end of bloggin
seems gotta finish it
life's busy & i wont be alone anymore
that means no bloggin, less chattin
and the life's busy with lots of studyin stuff
i need some rest & wanna some time for thinkin.
i dunno maybe i'll try later.
thanks for toleratin me
and goodbye tip: wear your socks 10 times then wrap it & give it as birthday present to a bud
BYEEEEEEEEEBYEEEEEE

Brainless

Guess one of the most important parts of body is teeth, so brushing it every day’s necessary. I know all you guys do it without needin to mention the importance but I developed a new way to make it easier.
I have troubles brushin my teeth for 10 mins, that’s sucha hard labor to stand still for 10 mins in the loo. So better take it like this,
Buy your favorite brush ( I like this baby’s brushes with a toy like things on ‘em!)
Buy your favorite toothpaste (not paste!)
Ok ready put some toothpaste on the brush & let the brush touch your tooth
Take a look at your clock open the door and out.
Remember keep on movin your brush
Now you have to go one floor up, ok then you have to come down to the ground floor, remember you gotta use stairs (& 4 floors’ enough!)
On the way back, make sure one of your neighbors standin in the corner holdin hands of his beautiful girlfriend, ooooh such a romantic scene to join, keep the brush in your mouth & surely by now mass of small bubbles filled your mouth, now it’s time to be polite yea time for greetings, like this:
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, ha’r yedoin? Niiiiiiis deeeeeeeei ,iint it? (hi, how’re you doing? Nice day, ain’t it?)
Let his gf take a good thorough look at your mouth, now it’s time to go to your home, head to the loo & ………..

Sleepless

One of the worst habits I gave up some time ago was chattin, but unfortunately I’m back to the mysterious device called YM, jus wanna talk about a very few disadvantages of this harmful device.
You turn your pc (laptop for loaded ones) on some time in the afternoon & start checkin your mails. Well here’s the question why you check mail at home while you spend all morning at university and you have the chance to have internet for free!
Guess the answer’s obvious:’ cause you’re a moron!
Ok back to the matter, you spend 2-3 hours chattin , then get up to have some sleep & dinner, again after 3 hours you’re on again!
Hell it’s really early in the mornin’ & even the dogs are asleep. You again keep on chattin- thanks to the sphere planet when it’s morning in your place, you have the chance to find other guys havin lunch or dinner- then suddenly you notice it’s sth round 5.30 am & you have a class at 8, so with the highest speed, you shut the pc & jump to bed, you try to sleep but as soon as you feel a bit sleepy it’s time to go ‘cause the fuckin clock’s rinigin, no chance to take a look at your face you leave home in hurry, you don wanna be late.
Some time round 8 you’re standin by the door.
A friend from other side call yer name & you join ‘im. He spends sometimes starin at you then says : anything wrong bud? ( well if you have the chance to meet one of your lass classmates, she’d understand it in a second, unbelievable differences yo know!)
But at that moment the prof walks in, some time later, the prof’s explainin sth that you have no idea what it is, sth like leachin, separation & purification, but you put all your energy on keeping your eyes open. here’s what comes next:
Prof: you there
Me: who me
Prof: yes young man, out of my class
Me( with confused expression) : why?
Prof: to wash your face
I get up & try to find my way out of the room stubbing my foot to anything available.
In the man’s room…..
I splash some fuckin water on my face, fuckin water’s so cold & it really sucks, now my eyes are completely shut, tryin to get some sleep before the next class while standin unsteadily on my feet.
What’s next
Well a nice guy hits me on the shoulder, I lose my balance but luckily regain it!
That nice guy: anything wrong boy?
Me : no sir
That nice guy: keep on cryin if it helps
I just shake my head thinking there’s a big question mark appearin on top of my head,
And the last thing:
I reopen my eyes (‘cause I opened it as that nice guys came & the close it) take a look at myself in the mirror & let out a loud scream of terror.
Reason: I have this really red eyes that you can count the capillaries surrounded by blackened eye lids & a blue line under my eyes.
Ok I know im really handsome!
Moral of the story: im not goin to stay up late tonight
2. or I can jus stay home & forget about tomorrow!
That’s it. I kissed Hugh & Clyde goodbye, they jus left an hour ago & Steve’s movin on Saturday.

170th post

sometimes its great to listen to rock Look what depression can do to sb, im playin with this lovely teddy!
it's 17 months im bloggin, & jus 170 post fuckin shameful
i started bloggin on may 2004 & finished sept. 2004
then started may 2005 & it seems gotta end it again by the end of sept 2005,
i dunno may be i stop bloggin come up with new ideas next comin may, maybe i go on writtin shit
i dunno, the thing im sure i feel much better, we're all movin it; doesnt mean that we wont have the chance to meet each other again ...
So life must go on, i love it , i love my teddy, i love my bed, i love the creepin rat, i love the barkin dog, i love the prancin roach.... & i love youuuuuuuuuuu
PS hell it dont upload the image
i'll send later

i dunno why some booksare so difficult to understand! gonna change my field to sth better like becomin a dustman, sorry dustbear

pic lover

useless

Today everything’s jus wrong. I feel really lonely when I think that Hugh’s leavin me, I cant think of anything funny, seems im sorta crushed, this time no roach!
Losin friends is always the thing that really sucks, so I decided to pick up the phone & call some of my friends, I dunno why there’s more joy hangin with elder people than the guys my age, now I know. It’s cause I can be an unbearable jerk.
Today was one of my fellow class mates birthday askin to go out. I wasn’t in the mood of buyin presents so thought a Hallmark can do good. I was supposed ito be in our dep. ground floor by 11.30, it was 11.40 when my class finished but I head home, at 5.10 I got message from this guy- that wake me up thinking I dreamed of a message arrival- sayin thanks for the card & wish I was with ‘em, I jus lied about got sth to do & had to leave…..
Now im thinking why I didn’t join ‘em. It’s a while that I feel really a stranger among my buds, as if im sth on the nerve when im walkin with them, I don’t like talkin jus listenin & most of the time I dunno what they’re talkin about. Hell I dunno what’s wrong with me, back to the killer loop, but it’s nothing compared to the fact that an idiot prof‘s demandin me to publish an essay by the end of the term, can yo believe it? My brain’s completely shut down, how can do the fuckin essay!
Sorry for the shit, I jus feel down in the dumps, I dunno why nobody changes its place!
Tip number eight: use paste instead of toothpaste for brushin.

guess its obvious

pic lover

topicless

Been thinkin for a quarter or more & had no idea how to start this post, seems it’s started anyway!
Last night I fell asleep on the sofa, it was early sth round 8.10 it was a sweet dream ( I ate some chocolate before lyin there) I dunno when or how but I heard sth sayin bang, a normal human bein would get up by this sound, as long as im not deaf yet I woke up too. The fuckin light bulb thought it’d be fun to wake me, sleepily I looked for a new lamp, after changing I found out it wasn’t workin & this hard process repeated 2 more times before letting me put my ass on the chair infronna my lovely companion, the first thing to do was to open my YM … chattin a little I found out it was 9 sth instead of 10 sth….. (this part I was checkin mail & such stuff!)
The next nice thing was that at sth round 10.30 I discover the undeniable fact that I gotta leave home for drugstore to buy a new puffer ( or the next time I need it, I’d get a bit red & blue or perhaps purple before getting another chance to breathe!).
Today news:
I only attended my Transport phenomena class & the guy was lucky to have me present ‘cause while I was bitin my pen & writtin fuck ya he found out that he dunno the answer of “what the temperature slope is” and decided to ask his gifted student, me, well I made pile of scientific notes (later it sounds like jus BS) like :” eeerrrr…. Emmmmm… wellllll …. It’s related to temperature & slope sth about it’s derivative …. “ when I finished the only thing he could say was :” thank you”.
Aha I was ogling at some magazines ( hey not prono!) when I came to an essay sayin:” left-handers face greater cancer risks”
Oh heavens, jus this few words were enough to turn my miserable life into hell no need to read more. Oh Lord, why are ya so unfair to me, havin troubles with chairs & other devices weren’t enough now ya wanna send me to a new battle called cancer. Yo really selfish, I knew yo hated me….
At the moment I feel healthy but if there wasn’t any post tomorrow be sure I died of cancer!
PS hugh & Clyde are movin to Dakota this weekend so I can have Steve as my new homie, cheeeeeeeeeer!

it's lookin great

Hell, I like the new things in my blog!(jus scroll down)
I had a really good evening, well as usual everything was unusual, we went to Europa at 7 guess it was a bit early, no actually really early to go to such places!
We means Clyde (my new dad), Hugh (my new ma) & me (the new kid)! Interestin, I know!
I really cant understand why this terrible fuckin couple decided to adopt me as their kid, hell im much older for the job!
The terrible part was that they didn’t even let me take a little sip o’ wine sayin I’m still a kid; instead they bought me an ice cream & a box of canes & let me ogle all those young lassies.
After finishin my icecream I sat silently like a gent, but none of those fuckin…. girls came near to jus say a hello, so after an hour I went back home!
Moral of the story:
Never let Clyde & Hugh feel like yer folks
Never go to single’s bar when there’s no dancing
Never eat icecream while ogling
and im gonna to Studio 25 jus after11 to buy my own bottle
hehehe, this post was really terrible
Tip number eight: put a lollipop in yer mouth& ask a girl for French kiss! hEhE
PS gotta visit a barber my hair’s like Amazon jungles!

Thanks

wanna thanks Bob for his help, ain't my blog BEAUTIFUL?

noothingggg

Last night sth really weird happened. I was as tired as hell & went to bed at 9, unbelievably I fell asleep the second I touched the pillow & didn’t wake till 3, jus a sip of water & back to bed. I woke up at 5.5. Cool!
Not a really bad day but I don’t feel like doin anythin’.
So jus let’s talk about defects: 1-dim defect: Vacancy, 2-dim defect dislocations & 3-dim defect: bulk spaces.
Enough for today. Better go to bed.
Tip number seven: stick your gum to your teacher’s chair!

scientific stuff

Seems there’s sth wrong here, I know tons of people hate my crap, well what’re ya expectin of BS posts? But thanks this guy who had the courage to protest against this shit (in his first visit I guess) thanks a million times, I take it for granted & decided to put some useful, scientific, educational stuff. Here I put some of my ol’ learnings, if ya interested in materials especially metals, you’re welcome:
Let’s start with dislocation theory and for the beginin let me tell ya what dislocation is (better be good in crystallography & mechanics of solids- static’s good for beginners)
Dislocation ; is the linear lattice defect that’s responsible for nearly all aspect of plastic deformation (elastic-plastic deforming: elastic’s within the boundary’s of Hook’s law in stress-strain diagram, plastic’s the state that metals cant regain their previous shapes) of metals. The existence of a dislocationlike defect is necessary to explain the low values of yield stress observed in real crystals.
OK enough for start, gonna talk about defects in crystal lattice next time.
End of lesson one.
Ya guys out there, ya satisfied?
PS those lovely jerks that enjoy reading my crap jus wait; I’ll send a big post jus for their sake.
Thanks in advance.

battle

ok nothing esp, for today, i caught a nice roachy creepin my kitchen to night & cooked it for dinner, tasted great
that's it for today

quick note

not much time for bloggin so jus a quick pressin of buttons
I lost my job as a babysitter! sob!?
last night i was one of these remarkable students who stay up late doin home work.
i hate these kind of people really disgustin' always ready to put that flashin finger up to answer the questions, i dunno why they cant understand that a student shouldnt know the answers.
FYI im not that kindo' students! i sit on my desk (what's the use of chair? still a mystery !) and gaze at the problem i can do it for hours wonderin why it cant be solved!
and when comes the exam time, i sit as straight as possible to let my eye cover some neighboring sheets, i jus wanna check if the other guys doin correct or not & if he's on the wrong track let him know, no appreciation's needed. im too humble to expect any thanks
and there's this use of prayin, pray the other guys know the answers & my lens are clean enough to cover the gap between chairs.
anyway, last night i was busy with pile of math problems & this mornin i head to univ. lookin for some eager guys to let me check their solved materials, got some papers checked & transfered some minor data to my own happily i went to my class, but the fuckin prof. didnt come.
morals: i didnt want to write this great experience but as i pressed the buttons randomly it came out like this!
and guess it's short enough to take a quick look.
gotta go still got some homework to do!

Answers

So im back,at last I gave up the idea of affording new laptop so had to upgrde the fuckin pc, so I decided on puttin a new 512 RAM & 80 G Hard to make the atmosphere tolerable! that's it end of my credits & no chance to have a new VGA!
funny side of the story: As much as im such a lazy lad i let the fuckin guy do the partitioning of my hard leavin him alone with my ol' memory & enough time he just surfed through all my folders, here comes the use of folder lock, well i have the pro but didnt see the necessity of usin it! my suggestion: dont leave folders with tones of above 18 pics without any lock.
Moral of the story:
1. gotta have a day without any postin
2.you have to be careful not to meet that guy again 'cause he knows your true nature(a little devilish to concern mine, surely ya know my nature!)
3.if outta the blue you bumped into that guy there are 2 possible ways
a) ignore everything as if nothing happened & play like that innocent lovely lad
b) invite him to your place &....
OK back to the answers, before readin 'em; repeat your wish!
OK question number one:
Cow signifies your career
Tiger signifies pride
Sheep signifies love
Horse signifies family
PIG signifies money
Question number two:
Your Description of DOG implies your own personality
Your Description of CAT implies the personality of your partner
Your Description of RAT implies the personality of your enemies
Your Description of COFFEE is how you interpret sex
Your Description of SEA implies your own life
Question number three:
YEllow:Someone you will never forget
Orange:someone you consider your true friend
Green:someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
White:your twin soul
Red:someone you really love
Anyway this test had another question that I thought it’s useless but FYI:
Question number four: write down your favorite number & day of the week

hmmm

gotta wait


are ya done yet?

Answer: the number is the number of people ya gotta send this test within 96 hours &
The day is the time that your wish will come true!
Enough for today, nothing would happen if ya don’t send it be sure, im still alive!
I’ll give the interpretation later, gotta go
PS thanks the other guy who send the answers, he’s the winner & I’ll send him a big KitKat + Butterfingers?!

charma test

I was stayin with my granny for a day or so & didn’t go through my homework , so for this time got ya a crap test, before goin through the 3 questions make a wish, be honest & don’t cheat, well as long as I cant trust ya I’ll post the answers later ^_*
PS Grab hold of some paper & pen here’s not the place to do the thing!
1) Put the followin animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig
2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, and Sea
3) Think of someone who also knows you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Don’t Repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green


OK Done with the knuckle head’s test, got 4 new games for my cell & I have to play with ‘em see ya later!
Today’s word: ChocoHore: this is what my friends call me, if ya didn’t get the meaning, lem’me know!
Tip number six: Put yer chocolate in yer pocket till it melts, then offer it to a friend!
At the moment I got a “game over” note, a zombie jus ate me, sob!
Do the questionnaire PLZ, you’ll see how wonderful it is, ya can have my explanations as welllll.
Attention: if you are the 10000th guy who visit here . gotta tell me!

oops

there's sth in my mind that i cant get rid of it. it's almost 2am not sleepin, not feelin likely to sleep, i was web cruisin, readin blogs & get to the point that nobody like this shitty stuff,argghhh.
there's this feelin of heartbrake in me, heartbroken! yea that's the world, im really shabby! i put my heart on top of a table & a terrible roachcok no cockroach stubbed his ass against it & it fell & broke to pieces, gotta find a vaccuum to clean the place or you may get cut!
i was wonderin how many legs does a roach have? why his called cockroach, have ya ever seen his thing?
i need some kick ass aka sleepin!
guess i'd be in my granny's place after univ. so no postin tomorrow. she wanna throw some decipline to my life style, may be she can find me a good girl!
been to tingo? -single finder- & nobody send me anything, empty mailbox ya know!
im not goin to pay forthe shit anymore, it seems im tooo girlish!

Luscious lips
Lemme see what should I say with this topic! Yay its a nice word but the tastes more to say. I love the taste & thats it. I dunno what im really typin cause I have nothing inn my mind & jus pressin buttons, fuckin tired & the pain in my stomach nearly knocked me out this morning & its jus because Im not doin the eatin regularly.
Shit I don�t have a slightest idea of this crap.
Nothing related to the topic till now, lemme try again. Ok I love kiss but not this lip to lip stuff, disgustin, but I love these chocolate lips, they taste great. Thats it!
Its jus shitty as hell & im fuckin tired & HUTTT, im dyin of playin around �. But don have time, better go to bed or sth really bad will appear here!
PS I still love route 11, any idea?
 

MP3 (part III), come taste the technology-your day

So today I was this really good boy who stayed home jus to do some laundry & cleanin, what’s the use of borin useless classes.
It’s fun stayin in bed instead of wakin up early & makin a bee line for the door!
Jus to name the so many advantages of stayin home:
* You don have to wake up early to have breakfast
* Breakfast never comes to your bed so better move your fuckin ass after a while
* Laundry’s really easy, the worst part is washin
* Ya have to prove its useful to stay in so gotta do some hilarious things
* Tidy up the mess, that’s a terrible idea
And now the reason I was home to be the guyhouse sorry houseguy no sorry housewife of my home
# At 05.30.01 your clock goes off
# At 05.30.59 you find the fuckin clock & throw it outta your open window
# At 05.32.20 your clock’s about to hit a subject (a bit long to reach earth ‘cause it’s as foolish as it’s owner)
# At 05.33.42 your clock decides to hit a poor sleepin cat
# At 05.34.12 the cat’s waken by the collision & cursin at ya
# At 06.38.29 you jump outta yer bed with the nightmare of missin your class
# At 06.49.34 you find the glorious road to loo (after hitting all the furniture on yer way)
# At 07.00.00 ya outta yer favorite comfy place, hearin the clock striking 7 fuckin times
# At 07.01.20 (that’s the quickest time of your brain’s life to analyze data) you decide to leave home without shower & shavin ( not your problem to deal with the BO)
# At 07.05.38 you’re out still thinkin where a hell your glasses is, that’s a remarkable record
# At 07.10.25 you’re done with the disgusting road to perdition & now waitin for the bus
# At 07.15.00 you’re in wonderin why it was late ‘cause it was supposed to come at 06.10.00
# At 07.19.00 you’re still wonderin why there’s so much daylight & why the bus’s so crowded
# At 07.29.00 you ask a guy standin by you what the time is.
There are several reasons you ask time after such a long time standin:
1@ you forgot to bring your watch
2@ you’re still wondering about the 07.19 matter
3@ you’re half asleep dreamin of breakfast
4@ you’re focusin on your schedule to remember which class you’re supposd to attend
5@ you’re wonderin why the guy by your sides frownin & giggling at you
6@ after so many struggles you finally decide that the only reason’s you’re tooooooo cute!

# At 07.29.35 the guy stop lookin at his watch & says ”seven thirty” (unfortunately this jackass dunno how vital those seconds are for you)
# At 07.29.59 you get off the bus without hesitation cause ya haven’t reached the subway yet & your class will begin in few seconds
# At 08.10.23 you reach home wonderin why you took route 11
# At 08.15.00 you’re back to bed. Have a nice dream!
PS the pic’s what I had for breakfast after so many hard work
PPS there’s nothing wrong with the fuckin MP3 it’s my new post counter & no tip for today!
I was thinking of putting that counter back but I hate seein it start from 0000 again!

i dunno what's wrong with my breakfast, no matter how hard i try it jus dont like uploading

MP3 (part II),Bike, Shoppin,Bloody books

I charged the battery , it was OK, then went outside to do some shoppin, then back & in the evening again decided to use the nice digital sound of my life, fuck it, it wasn’t workin, the screen kept on movin up & down & then shut down, another day must be wasted to get it fixed, …. ,(this part is censored cause it was a long story with lots of swearing!) at last they gave me a new one, not yet tried but let’s pray it works.
Sunday morning, kitchen, fridge, close shot, confused me standin infronna the empty rectangular box. it’s how I started my Sunday, there was nothing left in that cold closet called fridge, nothing edible I mean! I was starving & the only thing available was a bottle of vodka half empty, an apple and a rotten smelly piece of pizza, im really lazy in shoppin, but I was dyin of hunger, so gotta do some help to my stomach or call emergency. I had to surrender. So I moved my fuckin ass put on some clothes (notice some clothes including my blanket!), ya cant imagine how deadly it can be to go down 3 floors usin stairs, but I did it. I was thinking of a movin thing to take me to a supermarket, when my bike caught my eye, ok good idea, it was much better than route 11, much faster, but I made a terrible mistake. There are lots & lots of advantages in usin route 11, I’ll talk later.
I did the shoppin & back home.
Sunday morning, 2.5 hours after the wake up shock, kitchen, fridge, jus a shot, frownin me standin infronna the full fridge.
Results of the battle of Supermarket:
I’ve lost a pound or two, that’s sth really terrible
the fridge’s full for at least next 10 days
next comin Friday I have tons of smelly food to be labeled as garbage
there’s no strength left to have sth
if all the chocos are eaten, then I hope some fuckin 2 or 3 pounds would be gained that’s not comparable with what I lost in the last week
worst part: there’s the terrible fatal pain in my pants
bikes are the last thing I try next time
car pool is all I want
oil well’s not a bad idea to give me for the sake of heavens
no more breakfast is needed
I have this terrible partial equations & I cant solve a fuckin differential equation, so this subject’s on my next term list!
And the last thing, tip number five: eat ice-cream infronna somebody who caught cold!

Mp3, bar, garbage, pepper

OK, I got my fuckin electric device fixed; they gave me a new cable & charger!
When I was a kid my ma always warned me of disadvantages & harms & unhealthiness… of booze. Well I remember her words, but time’s changed &at the moment my favorite place’s a bar nearby, now about the advantages of booze:
ya can sleep or feel sleepy when ya have insomnia
sth really nice to have between classes
I love the bottles, their shapes ….
with the new technology ya can have wine with any taste
the dehydration is the best part
finding some good friends
jus wanna talk about the last part, I met one of these nice guys who’s a soccer fan, it’s great to meet such people, besides he had some channels with the waves comin from Europe’s fields! All I had to do was to share my bottle with ‘im for several days & the result was awesome. He invited me to his place to watch Manchester’s derby. Well not too bad with the eins –eins ! ok we’re friends now and no need to share the bottle.
Last night I wanted to put the garbage out so went outta the place & into the street, when one of these young loaded jackass drivers with a loud music passed me I kept on movin with my eyes fixed on the auto to decide on the model, when suddenly I was a foot below my last point, ya into sth supposed to be a ditch, the swimming was great!
And today’s tip’s related to masochism
Tip number four: fill yer hand with pepper, then put it back after a while it’s time to wipe yer eyes ( ya shouldn’t wash yer hands)

sorry/petrol dreamer

Sorry guys, what a shame, I know I was always a bitch in vocabulary but this one’s unforgivable & inexcusable,
To myself & other morons:
Refugee: a person who’s been forced to leave their country or home ‘cause there’s war or for political, religious or social reasons
Evacuee: a person who’s sent away from a place ‘cause it’s dangerous, especially during war.
OK sorry for the mistake!
Im workin on a plan to rob a gas station, thanks heavens I don’t have a 4 wheel, I’m really grateful to public transportation & no one can imagine how comfortable Boston’s subway is. I love getting lost!
Invention of the day: I replace my ipod with a fuckin mp3 & it’s really especial, whatever ya do, ya cant charge the battery so , I used some grey cells, if ya leave it plugged, it can play forever, it’s the smallest available recordr/player with 20GB memory, ain’t it cooooooooooool!
I need some petrol!

Story

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a Passionate Embrace". Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly...."MOMMY MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAY GROUND AND DADDY AND.." Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and..... "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
MORAL OF THE STORY: What a nice folks, they help other people take their shirt off …(the rest of the story wasn’t good for under 18!)

Well sometimes some tests look funny, actually I tried it on several people but it wasnt like this or may be they have problems in decidin on their sexuality but the obvious thing is if your index is bigger, it means ya were always a teacher pet raisin yer finger, this is the reason its bigger & if ya have yer ring on yer middle finger, it means ya too genius & if ya dont have finger it means ya lucky!
OK enough for taday. Been to Cambridge & back, fuckin tired, ya know I was really busy playing hooky all day long & guess ya know what a difficult job it is!
Today I asked one of these nice refugees to come to my place but when I told him its possible that I have many infectious dangerous contagious diseases like cholera, anthrax, whooping cough, polio �.he jus ran away, I dunno why, guess there was sth wrong with him!
OK tip number 3: before exitin the elevator press all the buttons!

Im dyin of hunger but cant eat anything, I have canker sore, it’s killin me!
So jus wanted to write
Tip number 2:”burst kids’ balloons”

tips

I know ya always thought ya have sadism, masochism or even sadomasochism. Lots of people deny this fact and wanna show ya a lovely normal guy. Cause I have all of the abovetogether, been workin on 101 ways (when I was a kid I loved 101 Dalmatians) to show that ya have the symptoms, be sure in the end everyone would confess that at least you have one of the nice characters mentioned. Any suggestions welcome.
Tip number one:” in a junction when the light turn green put yer hand on yer horn, this make the front rows move faster”

Hey there were some laboric jobs to do on labor day, schools open again arghhhhhhhh!
I went to some postmodern drawin gallery & there was a drawin of Mick Jagger by Andy Warhol (I�m not sure if the name was this), do ya know him?
This is my family, bottom to up:
My dad, Kev (elder bro), me, Zyven (younger bro) , bitch what a hell ya doin in our pic?!

It’s getting serious

Now I’m a bit aware of what’s goin on in this fuckin land. 2500 refugees in MA! Gotta say let’s pray for the victims of the N.C. flood. I dunno how we should feel, it’s none of my business. but Lord sometimes wanna change our shitty lives into sth exciting!
I don’t like prayin myself, so if ya agree better visit the American red +

CRAZY

I was movin up & down the net when I bumped into this: 4th September 2005! What, are ya sure?!
Guess I’m really … I was thinking when 30th of August’s finished then comes 1th of August. Clever ain’t I? guess I should seriously stop drinkin or it’ll lead to sth TERRIBLE.

F***

fuck this technology, tried to do some changes & all my nice stuff disappeared . gotta start from the beginin, it sucks!

Showeroholic
Taday I made a new record, I didn t take shower for 375000 seconds ,that is 6250 minutes or 104.16 hours to be exact itd be 4 days 8 hours 10 minutes, P.U!
Im thinkin of some bugs building some artistic structures in my hair, its a shame to wash em away, guess theyd think they are in N.O. drownin in flood as I pour some fuckin water on my greasy wanna be hair, I love greasy hair cause it took at least 5 days to get sorta greasy, I hate dry hair all hangin upward like spikes.
I dont actually want to go to B.R. but I wanna try my new shampoos I have pile of em as ya can see in the pic!
The above lines were written at 074512 am now its 105549 am & Im partly cleeaaannnnnnnnnnnnn! Guess I need 2 more hours to get dirt free, gotta go!
PS I wrote this post in the morning but forgot to send it s 08.50.18 PM, well Im outta B.room & goin out have a nice time!

Series of misfortunate events

SO I’m back again; this time I wasn’t outta idea but not in the mood of writtin sorta outta words and sorta outta place. Finished my second love story “No greater love” though pure shit much better than “heartbeat”. I was wonderin why love stories are so crap and the result is:” life’s such a pile of BS moments”
I wanted to attach a dyseducational road show but I dunno how to do it, any suggestions welcome.
Hope ya like my pet shop, I’m thinking of puttin some more!
it’s 3rd 0f Aug. I missed the 1st two days ‘cause I have Augustophobia so was sicki in bed!?
I watched spy kids II, analyze that & 13th warrior for the 3rd time, really borin but gut (look this is the german word for good ya idiots!) when ya have nothing to do.
What else aha me & the little kiddy (my bro) went to GL Adams, terrible hiking & now got a achin back & knees plus a broken toenail hidden under 3 band aids, it sucks but I enjoy breakin ‘em!
At last I throw that knuckle head guy outta my place, Well gas wasn’t a good idea cause I didn’t know how to use it so Kick ass was the best way, I’m thinkin of adoptin 2 or 3 more kiddy cacti instead.
OK guess enough for today, added a new blog to my list, Kirsti’s so fuckin… .
And today’s song:”
No drinks, No smokes
No dicking around No dirty jokes
Straight lace, straight face
The old straight jacket We got no hope”

Ain't this pic hot?!